You Really Can’t Make This Stuff Up
Not long ago, I spotted an error on an Amazon.com product page and sent the company an email describing it. The response was so pathetic it made me laugh. Here’s a quote from the canned email response, including the fractured grammar:
“As Amazon is a retail website whatever listed on our website will be correct information only.”
That clears it right up for me.
As I read that email, I wondered what my correspondent thought before hitting the send key. The response was akin to telling someone that there’s nothing wrong with a stalled car because it’s a car.
This type of “service” ratchets up Amazon’s cost of service because if I respond, another person will have to take time to help me.
Sometimes, no response is better than a poor one—especially when the company pays for that response in cash and squandered goodwill.

